In an attempt to get my *whispers* SHIT together, over the next few weeks I’ll be peppering in, alongside new and exciting photos, lovely posts that I put together, but didn’t actually share, because I’m a disaster. I have so many better examples of what exactly makes me a disaster, but this one is good enough. So here everyone! Look at these lush photos of Karmen Pedaru by Lush Master Horst Diekgerdes for the Spring issue of Muse. If you’re not too busy, why not spend some time with THIS, one of my favourite editorials of all time, featuring Karmen along with Mariacarla Boscono (more on her later as I end 2015 with a BANG) and Candice Huffine, who is actual perfection. Sometimes when I want my crops to be plentiful, I pray to her thighs, and BOOM! The pantry is full of ears of corn and bushels of apples.
Not only is this perfect editorial of Dad Pitt full of really great Brad puns (BORN TO BE BRAD! BRAD ROMANCE!) but it’s also fucking fantastic! Look at that hair! I want to run my fingers through it while the Bradster and I listen to Angie practice her Oscar acceptance speech. Look at that mouth! I want to shove my whole hand in it to show him how much I care! Is it even legal for two people with such perfect lips to couple? DID MR AND MRS SMITH-JOLIE-PITT BREAK A LAW WITH THEIR SENSUAL MOUTHS? Those aviators make me want to watch Top Gun and Interview with the Vampire at the same time while doing a spell. The topless pictures make me want to go back in time to when my cousin showed me her Mom’s hidden issues of Playgirl & I exclaimed, “DISGUSTING! I’M GOING HOME TO LOOK AT MY DAD’S PLAYBOYS!” and apologize to all the men that inspired Brad to look this 1970s sensitive yet sinister chic. Also, TELL US ABOUT YOUR TATTOOS BRAD!
Rooney Mara is the cover star of the November issue of Interview Magazine, and while I’d rather just look at pictures of Rooney looking at Cate, these Peter Lindbergh black and white street photos are outstanding. I’ll just pretend Cate is next to Lindbergh, telling Rooney what a great job she’s doing and how much she loves her. Cate and Rooney’s film Carol comes out the end of November, and we are all going to WEEP! GLORIOUS BEAUTIFUL GAY TEARS!
Also featured in the issue is a lovely little photo shoot of Downton Abbey and Game of Thrones star Rose Leslie. I’d make a joke about The Great War, or Jon Snow, but neither of those things are funny, so just look at the pretty redhead!
Rooney Mara by Peter Lindbergh for Interview, November 2015
Rose Leslie by Matt Holyoak for Interview, Novmeber 2015
The November issue of Numéro is a celebration of diverse photography styles, featuring some of the most talented models working today. Let’s break it down! Impossible limbstress Anna Cleveland contorts for Greg Kadel in a shoot that’s a romantic mix of stark black and white images with autumn grazing-in-the-grass photos; Alisa Ahmann stars in a perfectly saturated 60s retro series for Laurie Bartley; Soo Joo Park & Giedre Kiaulenaite are featured in a Hong Janghyun editorial that’s so gritty and gorgeous that I want to memorize every detail; and the positively enchanting Hana Jirickova is shot by Hans Feurer in a shoot that, when I saw a thumbnail of one of the images, I thought was a retro image of Kate Moss. Delicious fashion treats! Grab a copy of this! There’s too much goodness to not own!
Anna Cleveland by Greg Kadel for Numéro #168, November 2015
Alisa Ahmann by Laurie Bartley for Numéro #168, November 2015
Soo Joo Park & Giedre Kiaulenaite by Hong Janghyun for Numéro #168, November 2015
Hana Jirickova by Hans Feurer for Numéro #168, November 2015
Sometimes I put together a post but don’t actually post it. I’m silly. In an attempt to get through some drafts that are scrumptious and should have been shared, here’s a little summer throwback shoot of the enchanting Elsa Hosk by Dove Shore for GQ Mexico. Maybe this isn’t an appropriate time to get summer nostalgic when it’s, arguably, the best week of the year, and I have little to no desire to reminisce about the summer, for this is the Spookiest Week of the Year and should be appropriately cool and dark, but oh how I love love ripply blonde hair and sun-dappled skin, and Elsa looks like a honey hued Helena Christenen in Chris Issak’s Wicked Game video. Let’s do it guys! Let’s just take a minute or two to remember the loveliness of August. Then it’s back to Macabre Madness!