Les Douze Coups De Minuit by Luigi & Iango for Lui, December 2015/January 2016

December 8th, 2015|Categories: Erotica, Fashion Editorials, Fashion Models|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Been away for nearly a month, but now it’s time to get back to it my loves, with NUDITY! So much beautiful nudity! As I lustily state every month: the Lui is my very favourite publication; it’s elegant raunch, it’s sumptuous filth, it’s my WHOLE HEART. The main spread for the December/January issue, shot by masters of dirty glam Luigi & Iango features the following models whose names I will now shout: NATASHA POLY! AMBER VALLETTA! LARA STONE! MALGOSIA BELA! ANJA RUBIK! MARIACARLA BOSCONO! TONI GARRN! DARIA STROKOUS! JOURDAN DUNN! CAROLYN MURPHY! ISABELI FONTANA! and EDITA VILKEVICIUTE! Such a perfect mix of all the best Lui Ladies. I’m so happy, you guys!

Also, thanks for sticking around those of you who keep checking in! Look at the gifts I provide to loyal filth monsters!

Lara Stone by Luigi & Iango for W Korea, September 2015

August 25th, 2015|Categories: Erotica, Fashion Editorials, Fashion Models|Tags: , , , |

This is such a tactile fetishist’s dream! All that lovely lace draped over Lara! The gloves! Are you kidding me? I have very few words to accompany these shots because mostly I’m just staring at them, mouth agape, in lusty eyed wonder.

Lara Stone by Mario Testino for Vogue UK, August 2015

July 20th, 2015|Categories: Fashion Editorials, Fashion Models, Fashion Photographers|Tags: , , , |

Lara Stone & Mario Testino are such a beautiful match. She’s a perfect muse for his colourful stylish shoots.

Fall/Winter 2015 Couture – Chanel

July 8th, 2015|Categories: Celebrity Candids, Fashion Designers, Runway|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I’m not going to talk or even post pictures from this ugly, boring, sad-ass collection.  I am, however, going to rant like a crazy person about the fantastic bit of PR that happened in the middle of the runway which was infinitely more exciting that the pieces Karl marched about on it.  Karl Lagerfeld’s past muses gathered around Chanel roulette tables to wear bespoke couture and gamble without care like the rich people they are.  The group included Rita Ora, Lily Collins, Vanessa Paradis and her daughter Lily Rose Depp (who at 16 isn’t legally old enough to gamble), models Lara Stone, Stella Tennant, Alice Dellal and Jamie Bochert, various males that I assume are famous in some way but I don’t care because men all look the same to me, and Julianne Moore and Kristen Stewart, who played with a lipstick like a cigarette, pulled out Julianne Moore’s chair for her and then escorted her out like the chivalrous lesbian she is.  Little styling touches – putting KStew in a velvet suit, a princess tiara on Lily Rose Depp, Vanessa Paradis in golden silk lounge wear, Jamie Bochert in vampire floating black chiffon – sold this little tableau, where everyone interacted only with each other and ignored the audience, giving the whole thing a voyeuristic thrill appropriate to any celebrity sighting.

Fall/Winter 2015 Couture – Atelier Versace and Ulyana Sergeenko

July 6th, 2015|Categories: Fashion Designers, Fashion Models, Runway|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Couture week kicked off on Sunday in Paris, with two notable showings by Donatella Versace and Ulyana Sergeenko.  Both highly stylized brands played up their strengths.  Coming back from a rather ludicrous showing last season of dresses with hashtags on them, Versace reminded us what this house is capable of.  The collection was almost whimsical in it’s delicateness – at least as delicate as Versace can be.  And Sergeenko, who’s known for her vintage inspired pieces, emphasized the bias cut shape and cat eye sunglasses the label has come to be known for.

Atelier Versace

Ulyana Sergeenko