Recent Game of Thrones Actress Editorials

December 9th, 2015|Categories: Celebrity Editorials & Photo Shoots, Film, TV

Alright nerds, hold on to your everything because I have a whole lotta GoT/other nerd crossover star photos to throw at you! We’re being blessed with so much Gwendoline Christie right now thanks to the upcoming Star Wars movie, we’ve got a little Emilia Clarke our mother of dragons/John Connor, and hey, why not our favourite Wildling/aspiring secretary maid Rose Leslie (Yes Downton Abbey is a nerd show! I watched every episode even though it got REALLY bad, it sparks devotion! It features costumes and high drama and controversial character deaths. NERRRRRD!)

All of these pictures are beautiful, but lets be real and admit it: THE GWENDOLINE PICTURES ARE BLOWING OUR MINDS! AREN’T THEY? THEY ARE! God, she’s perfect.

Gwendoline Christie by Steve Neaves for Empire, January 2016

Gwendoline Christie by Matt Holyoak for Interview, December 2015

Gwendoline Christie & Giles Deacon by John Akehurst for Vanity Fair, December 2015

Gwendoline Christie by Sølve Sundsbø for V Magazine, Winter 2015

Emilia Clarke by Lachlan Bailey for Dior Magazine, 2015

Rose Leslie by Luke & Nik for InStyle, January 2016

Les Douze Coups De Minuit by Luigi & Iango for Lui, December 2015/January 2016

December 8th, 2015|Categories: Erotica, Fashion Editorials, Fashion Models

Been away for nearly a month, but now it’s time to get back to it my loves, with NUDITY! So much beautiful nudity! As I lustily state every month: the Lui is my very favourite publication; it’s elegant raunch, it’s sumptuous filth, it’s my WHOLE HEART. The main spread for the December/January issue, shot by masters of dirty glam Luigi & Iango features the following models whose names I will now shout: NATASHA POLY! AMBER VALLETTA! LARA STONE! MALGOSIA BELA! ANJA RUBIK! MARIACARLA BOSCONO! TONI GARRN! DARIA STROKOUS! JOURDAN DUNN! CAROLYN MURPHY! ISABELI FONTANA! and EDITA VILKEVICIUTE! Such a perfect mix of all the best Lui Ladies. I’m so happy, you guys!

Also, thanks for sticking around those of you who keep checking in! Look at the gifts I provide to loyal filth monsters!

Beehivein’

November 26th, 2015|Categories: Bo

Hello my loves! Been away for the past couple weeks dealing with LIFE COMPLICATIONS, but I have lots to share & will be back soon! Thanks for sticking around!

Recent Kate Winslet Editorials

November 11th, 2015|Categories: Celebrity Editorials & Photo Shoots, Fashion Editorials, Fashion Photographers

It’s Leo’s birthday! Let’s all make him papier-mâché Oscar statues! But first! Let’s look at pictures of Kate! Which is my favourite thing to do while I’m thinking about Leo.

First, allow me to FREAK OUT over these gender flip photos of Kate for the November issue of L’Uomo Vogue. GAAAAAHD! That cropped shot of her in the trousers is enough to make me want to weep into my pillow all day, but also her faaace! The cheekbones! The pomp! The bad-ass expression! My heart is full of Kate. On to the next one! Kate stars in another shoot by Peter Lindbergh for the Vogue Italia and, while equally as stunning in its stark black-and-white beauty, it doesn’t carry the same draw as the L’Uomo Vogue shoot. Also, Peter Lindbergh’s behind-the-scenes style drives me insane. I get that it’s supposed to look like this romantic voyeur shot when the subject is far off and you can see a foggy blur around the lens, but I think it looks like he accidentally stuck his thumb over part of the lens. I’ve also never cared for his shots of models posing next to all his equipment. No one cares! It’s weird and distracting! The strange thing too is that Lindbergh is actually very talented at framing a shot, he just loves the candid shots and it doesn’t work with his style at all. Kate also stars in a lovely little beauty editorial by Frederic Auerbach for Gotham. Truly we are blessed with bountiful Kateness. Also Leo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUTURE OSCAR WINNER! Maybe Kate will let him hold hers today and practice his speech! She’s a really good BFF.

Kate Winslet by Peter Lindbergh for L’Uomo Vogue, November 2015

Kate Winslet by Peter Lindbergh for Vogue Italia, November 2015

Kate Winslet by Frederic Auerbach for Gotham, November 2015

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt by Peter Lindbergh for Vanity Fair Italia, November 11th 2015

November 9th, 2015|Categories: Celebrity Editorials & Photo Shoots, Fashion Photographers, Film

How am I supposed to talk about these pictures when ALL I CAN DO IS WEEP? Look at how he looks at her! Look at how she looks at him looking at her! You know what would be fun? If I wasn’t 37 and didn’t have to go buy lentils and a bag of potatoes and figure out why my phone won’t hold a charge and could just spend the day looking up song lyrics that I think accurately describe Brad and Angie (BFFS 4EVA). They’re so in love. They’re so compatible. They’re so complementary. They’re so ridiculously attractive. Just a few more days until By the Sea is released, my loves! It’s not getting great early reviews. I CARE NOT! No derp it’s a vanity project that’s about super rich beautiful people struggling in various destination locations. It’s going to look gorgeous, and don’t we all deserve to look at something gorgeous? Don’t we all need a break from lentil shopping to watch two sets of perfect pillow lips speak beautiful words and the rest of the bodies attached to the perfect pillow lips cry and fuck and wear big sunglasses and smoke and throw things? YES WE DO! So look at these pictures, go see the movie, think about the Smith-Jolie-Pitts while you listen to love songs. Make a compilation album! Press it to vinyl! Hire a music legend (KENNY ROGERS????) and a TV personality (A FORMER HOST OF THE SOUP????) to stand together and speak rapturously about the songs and explain why they’re important to the Brad/Angie love story. Hire day-player actors to clink wine glasses in front of a crackling fire with a TV mounted above the fireplace playing Jolie-Pitt movies on a loop while each song title scrolls past them while they make fuck faces at each other. I have to go! I need to pitch something to Time Life! And buy lentils!