BIG BEEFY BEEF MAN WITH A SWEET FACE AND CHEEKBONES THAT YOU CAN USE TO CUT EXOTIC FRUIT INTO THIN SLICES THAT YOU FEED TO BIG BEEFY BEEF SWEET FACED MAN!

I really hated Man of Steel. Yes it stars two of my favourite men with bands & Oscar wins/nods & cult followings (my love for them IS a cult following)- Michael Shannon & Russell Crowe. And yes I think Cavill was beautifully cast as the Man, even though he’s *gasp* British & I thought there was a blood oath that only Apple Pie men could play Superman & only British men could play Bond. But whatever, I don’t care. Cavill looks great in that supersuit & he’s a fantastic actor & sure he didn’t really pull of Clark because that man couldn’t bumble if he tried, but my point is: A+ casting, D+ movie. I have no interest in the next Super/Bat movie, and not a lot of interest in the movie he’s currently promoting: a remake of the 1960s series The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (though it looks pretty slashy, please report to LesBeehive HQ if I am correct). I really only know Cavill from The Tudors, which he was excellent in from start to finish. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, however, took his portrayal of Henry VIII from troubled & cruel to ridiculously campy. It’s kind of worth watching the final season just to giggle at Henry (VIII, not Cavill). Still! Beefy men are fun to look at, and Cavill has biceps that should be studied and sketched and sculpted.